Busy weekend of politics and drinking. I could be an MP me! Out on the town on Saturday night with some bird I met off the old internet dating lark. Had too much to drink and we ended up back at Chav mansion after one or too many alcopops.
Popped round to Sharon’s yesterday afternoon and she was doing her ironing and finishing off a bottle of Lambrusco. Shaz is a classy Essex bird but she don’t half talk out of her arse sometimes. Last time we went out she was telling some bloke that she ‘works in the drinks industry.’ Well I never heard bar work called that before ha ha ha. She does karaoke but told this same bloke she sings in the choral society!
Later on saw me mate Paul. He was on good form but was telling me how the council wants to build a zoo on the common to save engendered species. Baby Chav won’t be happy if the tigers eat the ducks. I think I’ll have to stand for council on a save the mallards ticket. Paul is a diamond geezer and he has a white van which he uses to deliver meals and lager to the homeless. He’s some kinda social worker or something? My friend Zoe went out wiv him for a while after she split with her ex after he got banged up for 6 months.
Back at work this morning. It’s quiet with not many customers today.
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