Got home to find a letter from Harriet Harman asking for me vote in the Labour Deputy Leader elections. The backing of Neil and Glenys Kinnock and Geoff Hoon aint exactly a ringing endorsement for your candidature.
Baby Chav hasn't rung.
Monday, 4 June 2007
Monday hangover
Busy weekend of politics and drinking. I could be an MP me! Out on the town on Saturday night with some bird I met off the old internet dating lark. Had too much to drink and we ended up back at Chav mansion after one or too many alcopops.
Popped round to Sharon’s yesterday afternoon and she was doing her ironing and finishing off a bottle of Lambrusco. Shaz is a classy Essex bird but she don’t half talk out of her arse sometimes. Last time we went out she was telling some bloke that she ‘works in the drinks industry.’ Well I never heard bar work called that before ha ha ha. She does karaoke but told this same bloke she sings in the choral society!
Later on saw me mate Paul. He was on good form but was telling me how the council wants to build a zoo on the common to save engendered species. Baby Chav won’t be happy if the tigers eat the ducks. I think I’ll have to stand for council on a save the mallards ticket. Paul is a diamond geezer and he has a white van which he uses to deliver meals and lager to the homeless. He’s some kinda social worker or something? My friend Zoe went out wiv him for a while after she split with her ex after he got banged up for 6 months.
Back at work this morning. It’s quiet with not many customers today.
Popped round to Sharon’s yesterday afternoon and she was doing her ironing and finishing off a bottle of Lambrusco. Shaz is a classy Essex bird but she don’t half talk out of her arse sometimes. Last time we went out she was telling some bloke that she ‘works in the drinks industry.’ Well I never heard bar work called that before ha ha ha. She does karaoke but told this same bloke she sings in the choral society!
Later on saw me mate Paul. He was on good form but was telling me how the council wants to build a zoo on the common to save engendered species. Baby Chav won’t be happy if the tigers eat the ducks. I think I’ll have to stand for council on a save the mallards ticket. Paul is a diamond geezer and he has a white van which he uses to deliver meals and lager to the homeless. He’s some kinda social worker or something? My friend Zoe went out wiv him for a while after she split with her ex after he got banged up for 6 months.
Back at work this morning. It’s quiet with not many customers today.
Saturday, 2 June 2007
Saturday morning
Well it's saturday morning on the estate. The girl downstairs was arguing with her boyfriend at 2am. I aint best pleased and no doubt when my MP Mr Denham brings in ID cards this will put a stop to it. Cos according to im they will just wipe out social behaviour, crime and global terroism. I reckon he must be right cos he is dead clever and went to university and everything.
Gordon was on the TV this morning and although I'm warming to him he aint no Tony Blair.
Baby Chav is on hols with me ex for a fortnight and I miss her loads. But it's given me an opportunity to socialise and chill with the crew. Whilst she's gone I'm going to see if I can get her a new baby brother or sister for when she comes back.
Gordon was on the TV this morning and although I'm warming to him he aint no Tony Blair.
Baby Chav is on hols with me ex for a fortnight and I miss her loads. But it's given me an opportunity to socialise and chill with the crew. Whilst she's gone I'm going to see if I can get her a new baby brother or sister for when she comes back.
Friday, 1 June 2007
About me
I’m Adam. I aint working at the moment but I is employed by the Government. Every week I collect my cheque from the Post Office. I have a keen interest in local politics and I got me a baby girl who I see quite regular, now that my social worker says that I am a responsible parent. Well she didn’t exactly call me responsible. But then what does she know about kids. I mean she couldn’t find a man that would give her one. I’m a good dad – every Sunday I takes Baby Chav to McDonalds for a happy meal. When she gets older I'll get her one too. I mean that’s love innit.
I used to be quite active in politics but then I got a bit bitter as they iz all the same and it aint the kinda environment to meet birds in. Well not birds that aint reliant on HRT to get up in the morning. Also politicians are a bit weird really and I needed a break from the campaigning and bitchin.
Anyway what else about me. I lives in an ex council place and we got shops and a chippy nearby. I have a brother who went to university and me mum is still hanging on.
Oh the blog. Well there are a lot of Tory blokes doing dogging in Southampton. I think that’s what it’s called. And I thought why not get a bit of a political balance. I’ve got things to say too. I think Tony Blair should do another 10 years. In Pentonville. Ha ha. No Tony's a good guy. Iraq went tits up but Mr Blair sure has the X Factor.
I used to be quite active in politics but then I got a bit bitter as they iz all the same and it aint the kinda environment to meet birds in. Well not birds that aint reliant on HRT to get up in the morning. Also politicians are a bit weird really and I needed a break from the campaigning and bitchin.
Anyway what else about me. I lives in an ex council place and we got shops and a chippy nearby. I have a brother who went to university and me mum is still hanging on.
Oh the blog. Well there are a lot of Tory blokes doing dogging in Southampton. I think that’s what it’s called. And I thought why not get a bit of a political balance. I’ve got things to say too. I think Tony Blair should do another 10 years. In Pentonville. Ha ha. No Tony's a good guy. Iraq went tits up but Mr Blair sure has the X Factor.
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